SNOW DAYS

I was at my mansion on the last day of winter vacation when I invited Mike, Tom, Andrew, and Evan to sleep over. They were all nice kids besides Evan. They all arrived around 2:30, and it was negative 20 degrees outside. That day we had a madden tournament, I won of course. After I won, we went to my basement were the movie theater and bowling ally was. We watched Anchorman, my favorite movie, and went bowling. That Night when we were going to bed I was mad at Evan, I wanted to thresh him but instead we were going to decide were Evan was going to sleep. I said that he should sleep on the roof. Andrew said That Evan should sleep in the garage. Tom said that he should sleep in the dungeon, so we made Evan sleep in the dungeon, with the air conditioner on. There were no blankets and there was no bed to sleep on. It was very germane for Evan.

The next morning I got up at 5:30 and unlocked the dungeon, but Evan wasn’t awake, no one else was awake but me. I got ready for school by showering, eating chocolate chip Pancakes and I was getting my stuff ready, when I realized there was snow, so high that I couldn’t see out the window on the first floor. Then I decided to pull a prank on everyone. I set there alarm clocks to go of at 7:15 that left them 10 min to run to school. I shut all the window shades so that they wouldn’t see the snow and realize that it was a snow day. I shut of all the Televisions, and locked them with my secrets pass word, so they wouldn’t see that school was closed. Next, so they thought I was already at school, I went down stairs into my secret Basement which was accessible only by the rotating book case, which you could spin by taking out the book no one would ever even look at, which was To Kill a Mocking Bird by Harper Lee. In that room there was ping pong, an indoor pool, a dance floor, and the best equipment for a DJ. There was also a hot tube, and a water proof 60 inch television. I was watching the movie Dodge Ball when the book case started to move, Mike walked in with a look of Jubilee on his face.

“How did you get in here?” I asked.
“You left a book tilted and I knew you weren’t reading.” He said
“There is a big problem though.” I said
“What did you do?” Asked Mike with a guttural voice.
“I did nothing, I just don’t know were my chief and parents hid all the good food, and big dinner meals. All I know is how to make pancakes, but I ate all of them this morning and my parents and chief are stuck at the air port. They will not be home in about a week because of all this snow. There are only little snacks and cereal to eat which would last about two days. There are three boxes of Captain Crunch and two boxes of cookie crisp.”
“WAIT” I shouted “I have a secret stash of Hamburgers and Hot dogs but we have to use the oven and there are only have 20 hot dogs and 15 hamburgers. If we share with the others then we would each have a box of cereal, 4 hot dogs, and 3 hamburgers. That would last me about three days, but if we don’t share with them then it should last at least 5 days.”

“I don’t think that we should share with them.” Mike said thoughtfully.
“Me too” I said out of pure avarice “There is another problem.”
“What is the other problem?
“What are we going to do with the others? I have two proposals. We could either kill them or we subjugate them into the dungeon.”
“I’m not killing anyone Eddie, so let’s lock them in the dungeon.”
“I’ll go spy on them and you can trick them into the dungeon?” Mike said.
“Meet me in the dungeon in a half an hour.”

Thirty one minutes after our malignant collusion, Mike came up to the dungeon to find Eddie. When he found him there was a table with lobster, and all the food you could imagine, and on the table there was a sign that said “Eddie’s Food do not touch or else.” Then Eddie said “Like my hologram Mike?”
“Yes that looks very real, but the only real thing is the cereal boxes, right?
“Yes, Here come Evan, Tom, and Andrew, so when they run to the food I will press this button and the dungeon door will close and lock, the only way to unlock the dungeon is the key, that is in the book To Kill a Mocking Bird.
When they saw the food Andrew and Evan ran just like planned but Tom stopped with a shocked countenance. Andrew and Evan were trapped but Tom was standing at the top of the stairs. I couldn’t resist I ran at him and pushed him, he fell down the stairs like it was an icy escarpment. I chased him, but I was too slow, he fell into the fire and cut his head on a stalwart bulwark. I pulled him out and stomped the fire out, that was on him then he, began to lament. I decided to be nice and put him in a room with food and a bed, I also applied a poultice to his cuts. Four days later the snow melted and my parents came home. Andrew and Evan were felt lethargic. Mike, Tom, and I were fine, besides Tom’s healing third degree burns. Every one was ok with what we did and wanted to come over next weekend